When you see it, you’ll crap bricks.
My name is Luqman Hakim. I am a subnormal 18 year old guy from Singapore and I take myself way too seriously.
When you see it, you’ll crap bricks.
A little bit of my soon-to-be-even-messier room.
I got that in the mail. Yes, it’s the Toys R Us catalog they give out every year during the Christmas period.
I remember as a kid, I used to get so stoked receiving that in the mail. Eyes wide, I would browse through the whole thing, marking down the things I would want my parents to get me, as if I even celebrate Christmas. Too bad I never got anything I wanted. Ha!
If you were wondering, yes, I did browse through that catalog. Just yesterday, in fact.
Ah, childhood - the simpler times were the best of times.
Libra
People who tell them to turn down the music
People who look down at junk food
Litter in parks
People who steal flowers
People who are cruel to animals
People who do not return calls
One night stands
Bad haircuts
People who abuse drugs
Parents who discipline children
Circa 2005/2006.
I was a vulgar kid. Note: Was.
Starting tomorrow, I am going to (try to) stop swearing, unless necessary.
And I hate this picture of me.
But when I think about the things that didn’t happen, it suddenly feels like it’s been too quick.
This is to all the hopes that were dashed with bright wide eyes. This is for all the chances taken that fell short.
If this is going anywhere, it’s breakneck speed off a cliff. It reminds me of how high I could go, only to fall so hard.
But you’re a grown one, no one told you to pick sides. I was the bold one, until I knew you inside. And the other one.
I actually took notes in class. So the pigs start flying when?
This was taken about 3 weeks ago whilst I went cycling with some friends.
Not amused since 1990. (Photo taken by Boboiscrazy)
